No Technobabble

Just Plain English

"Technobabble (a portmanteau of technology and babble), also called technospeak, is a form of jargon that consists of buzzwords, esoteric language, specialized technical terms, or technical slang that is impossible to understand for the listener. "

Yes, we nicked that from Wikipedia!

Fortunately for you dear customer we don’t indulge in such confusing terms, we will explain everything in layman’s terms and we won’t pull the wool over your eyes.